How I Met Your Mother, Season 4, Episode 23.
[advice from how i met your mother]
Ted: Okay, I'm gonna say something out loud that I've been doing a pretty good job of not saying out loud lately. What you and Tony have, what I thought for a second what you and I had, and what I know Marshall and Lilly have, I want that. I do. I keep waiting for it to happen and waiting and I guess, I'm just tired of waiting. And that is all I'm going to say about that subject.
Stella: You know, I once talked my way out of a speeding ticket.
Ted: Really?
Stella: I was heading up to my parents' house doing like, 90 on this country road and I got pulled over. So this cop gets out of his car. He kind of swaggers on over. And he's like, 'Young lady, I have been waiting for you all day." So I looked up at him and I said:" I'm so sorry officer. I got here as fast as i could."
Ted: *laughs* For real?
Stella: *laughs* No. It's an old joke. I know that you're tired of waiting and you may have to wait a little while more but she's on her way, Ted. And she's getting here as fast as she can.
